Ed (edarzakh) wrote in team_msu,

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Food Terrorism

The Spice Factory down the road got blown up last week. The air was redolent with nutmeg, cumin, anise. I was eating a stew, and finished a mild but tasty curry.

Every month the nearby Vegemite® factory explodes for no apparent reason. What is even stranger is that just before it does, a small crowd of people stand outside with upraised buttered bread.

Lately, the Pet Food factory has been rumbling ominously. And an abnormally large number of empty cat and dog bowls have been seen placed in front yards.

I gotta move away from these indiustrialised neighbourhoods.
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